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Postby buttsie » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:16 am

Carlito Brigante wrote:or worse, one inch taller for every kitten. she should stay just like she is.


You want her cryogenically frozen in her late 20s?...;-)
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Postby Carlito Brigante » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:47 pm

buttsie wrote:
Carlito Brigante wrote:or worse, one inch taller for every kitten. she should stay just like she is.
You want her cyogenically frozen in her late 20s?...;-)


actually, i would wait until her late 40's. a woman like natalie portman ages far better than wine.
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Postby Huc » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:23 pm

Extreme Allah wrote:For every kitten you kill, Natalie Portman will go up one fake tit size. Be forewarned, sicko.

Let's see....

I got 1800 rounds of 9mm,
500 rounds of 5.56
400 rounds of 7.62
700 rounds of .22lr

Yeah, I can kill cats without much problem. See you guys in a few days. :twisted:
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Postby Extreme Allah » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:06 pm

Huc, your dog is extremely ugly. Just thought you should know.
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Postby Rachel » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:11 pm

Me-ow.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:25 pm

I get worked up about kitten murder.
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Postby buttsie » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:38 am

Carlito Brigante wrote:
buttsie wrote:
Carlito Brigante wrote:or worse, one inch taller for every kitten. she should stay just like she is.
You want her cyogenically frozen in her late 20s?...;-)


actually, i would wait until her late 40's. a woman like natalie portman ages far better than wine.


Sure sure...really...I believe you,,,but others might think

Your hoping she'll hang out her shrink shingle in her 30s and you'll be in like Flynn...;-)
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Postby Carlito Brigante » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:05 am

buttsie wrote:
Carlito Brigante wrote:
buttsie wrote:
Carlito Brigante wrote:or worse, one inch taller for every kitten. she should stay just like she is.
You want her cyogenically frozen in her late 20s?...;-)
actually, i would wait until her late 40's. a woman like natalie portman ages far better than wine.
Sure sure...really...I believe you,,,but others might think Your hoping she'll hang out her shrink shingle in her 30s and you'll be in like Flynn...;-)


who's flynn?
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Postby Extreme Allah » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:08 am

Carlito Brigante wrote:who's flynn?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol_Flynn#Lifestyle
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Postby Huc » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:58 am

Extreme Allah wrote:I get worked up about kitten murder.

Hey, Dutch, is that you?
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Huc, your dog is extremely ugly. Just thought you should know.

oh, my other dog is uglier. that's why I keep it in my pants.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:33 am

Huc wrote:
Extreme Allah wrote:I get worked up about kitten murder.

Hey, Dutch, is that you?


Dutch is such a fantastic character. Easily the most interesting on the show when he was getting his screen time.
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Postby Kazuya » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:45 am

Extreme Allah wrote:For every kitten you kill, Natalie Portman will go up one fake tit size. Be forewarned, sicko.

Didn't Natalie make some remarks about looking a bit too boyish some years ago?

Sorry Kitty it's for a good cause...

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Huc wrote:Let's see....

I got 1800 rounds of 9mm,
500 rounds of 5.56
400 rounds of 7.62
700 rounds of .22lr

Yeah, I can kill cats without much problem. See you guys in a few days. :twisted:

Be careful when you use those calibre .22 rounds, be sure to pop them head or you will just injure them and they might return fire.
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I have some 7.62 x 39 rounds left, but thanks to the gun laws here I can't get a rifle. :cry: What kind of 7.62 rounds do you use? Personally, I'm not fond of the 7.62 x 51 rounds. They deliver a nice punch and are quite accurate, but the recoil is unbearable. Is it the 7.62 x 54R? Those are a good choice if you need to pick some really heavy armored cats from a distance.
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Postby Huc » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:06 am

7.62x51

I'm pretty sure I have a few rounds of other ammos including 7.62x54R, 7.5 Swiss and 6.5 Swedish somewhere, but I only listed the ones I most likely to use in case I have to.

I like 7.62x51 due to availability. I'm guessing you shot it through H&K G3 series, which is not the most pleasant thing to do. I have a FAL and M14 so a little bit easier on my shoulder.

As for 7.62x54R, I'm not against it but I'm not for it either. The only few semi-auto rifles that uses that round is from former Eastern-block nations, and there are better alternate choices IMO.

Too bad about the situation, and I'm guessing you are in der Vaterland? Who knows? Maybe someday you can get one.
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Postby Page » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:22 pm

I seriously doubt she's had any type of plastic surgery. People's faces naturally change with age; we lose the baby fat and our features become more defined.

She so pretty!
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Postby kale » Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:53 am

Extreme Allah wrote:God I love this thread so hard on like 12 levels. Kale really doesn't get enough love on this forum.


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