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Postby Rachel » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:26 pm

I always forget that a lot of Natalie's fan have this weird Saint Natalie complex where they view her as ~pure~ and she can do no wrong (and get all butt hurt when she does do wrong in their eyes). It creeps me out. But now I finally have an excuse to use this:

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Postby Extreme Allah » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:29 am

The creepiest step, Rach, is the step after that, where the people realize the celebrity isn't a Saint or an innocent child, and get really, really pissed and decide that she's a whore who's wronged them. It's super common, somehow. That shit Dazza was posting a while ago was pretty classic of the genre.

(D., if you ever start to get too much mail to keep up with, I would be happy to handle some.)
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Postby Rachel » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:05 am

That second step seems to be abundant on IMDB.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:08 am

Rachel wrote:That second step seems to be abundant on IMDB.


God I used to love that place. I truly did.
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Postby Huc » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:14 am

Rachel wrote:Carlotto, that's because it's a fake.

Didn't matter, I still masturbated to it and it worked.
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Postby Carlotto » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:35 am

Rachel wrote:Carlotto, that's because it's a fake.

Well that's what I thought... I was hoping it wasn't though :(



Huc wrote:Didn't matter, I still masturbated to it and it worked.

:lol:


(type in natalie portman fake in google image, you should have better results ^_^)
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Postby Rachel » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:12 am

lol, Huc.

This brings me back to Devendra wank. Oh, those were the days.

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Postby robot » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:23 am

XD!
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Postby Rachel » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:26 am

"More doll than man" still cracks my shit up.
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Postby Huc » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:18 am

LOL that image could have been my #1 choice for images of 2008.
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Postby Carlotto » Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:05 am

Rachel wrote:I always forget that a lot of Natalie's fan have this weird Saint Natalie complex where they view her as ~pure~ and she can do no wrong (and get all butt hurt when she does do wrong in their eyes). It creeps me out.

:lol:
I am almost this kind of fan. But I make the effort to think of her not as "pure" and "saint", because I'm sure for example (among others things) that she has sex more often than I would ever have... (not that I am jealous :( )
Or that she sometimes is a pain (like everyone can be).
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Postby vessel » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:48 pm

Holy shit, great redesign, Daz! I love the new front page, and the forum banner is very sleek.
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Postby Dazza » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:51 pm

Welcome back.
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