do you think Natalie would go out with me

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do you think Natalie would go out with me

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do you think Natalie would go out with me

Postby fantazmo » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:33 am

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I'm 30 years old and have been living in my parents attic for the past
ten years due to a nervous breakdown which was a symptom to me being Bi-polar. I agree with natalie about empowering the female gender, so much so that I thought of one way where this could be done, she could sleep with me.
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Postby Carlotto » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:03 am

I know Natalie is incredibly beautiful, charming and captivating; but you shouldn't have false hopes: you won't probably ever meet her, and even if you do, you probably would only be another fan to her.

Sorry for being so frank; fantasies may be good for dreaming from time to time, but believing in it too firmly will only be painful.


Apart from that, in the event of her really meeting you, I don't know her nor you enough to answer :)
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I'm just joking

Postby fantazmo » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:38 pm

I was joking, I know I'll never meet her, and if I did I would probably just mubble some words, that would come out like jibbersish. It's interseting though that I've picked her out to be my hollywood chrush. I don't think anybody is more beautiful then her. Maybe it's here intellgence that I'm attracted to. It's weird though when I'm on a down swing of my bi-polar
falling down into the depths, I can go to this website and her face calms me down and she makes me feel better.
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Postby Carlotto » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:53 pm

Oh ok. My mistake if you were joking.

I agree, she can be very very charming.
I could stare at this picture for hours... (best photoset ever)
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Postby Spoonbat » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:31 pm

Don't take this the wrong way dude but you sound like the restraining order type.

Just keep in mind, you're only a fan. As long as you realize that and don't delude yourself into thinking anything else, you should be ok.

Just don't try to contact her. I'm sure she'll add you to her security watch list.

Fans are a dime a dozen and she's had at least ten to twenty people much worse than you come on here over the past year and post crazy nonsense even though she doesn't own this site or forum and probably doesn't even read it.

From what you've said, it sounds like you've had a pretty sheltered and troubled life.

May I perhaps urge you to find somebody closer to home to date?

That'll be a little practical for your part. Because unless you very rapidly turn out to be a really genius folk rocker or movie director, she won't date you.

Good luck in your search and in life.
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It's more of joke then anything

Postby fantazmo » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:22 pm

I don't know why I put that up I was bored and it's mostly a joke, I don't even watch movies, I'm a songwriter though and I'm pretty damn good at.
Being bi-polar sucks because sometimes you lose touch with reality and do stupid things such as this. Mental illness is hell and it basically steals everything from you. I didn't chose to be this way so don't call me the restraing order type, I did take offense to that.
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Postby Godaime » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:41 am

And now, you have your answer thanks to Benjamin :)
Sorry for my Poor English T^T
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Postby JenR » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:31 pm

im sure any fan of nats is wrong for her.
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Postby deThalion » Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:35 pm

There should be minimal quantum of fans who are suitable for her, that's for sure. I have the very same crush on her right now and I know that chance of suceed is 0.05 % but it still makes me warm and cheerful when I think about her and watch hers pictures.

It would be awesome not to date her but awesome would be getting hers autograph. :P
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Postby thevoid99 » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:06 pm

Probably if you have something to offer.
"I wanna be bored"-Maggie Gyllenhaal from "Secretary"
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Postby deThalion » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:13 pm

For an autograph?
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Postby Amy » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:33 pm

I got her autograph twice and didn't have to offer anything. :wink:
"This being an actress thing is cute, but don’t you think it’s time to go to grad school?" (NatDad, to Nat)
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Postby deThalion » Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:30 am

Where and how did you get those autographs? Just curious. :P
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