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Postby kale » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:59 pm

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Postby greash » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:04 am

Interesting, but its just the same thing different bull shit aint it..
if thats how it even goes..
Some people will offer you their hand and some won't
Last night I knew you, tonight I don't
I need somethin' strong to distract my mind
I'm gonna look at you 'til my eyes go blind
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Postby nattiep » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:20 am

He wasn't mortal. He never existed. :P
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Postby greash » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:21 am

nattiep wrote:He wasn't mortal. He never existed. :P

i believe jesus existed..but he was kind and a homophobe and then he died...thats all
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Postby kale » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:31 am

nattiep wrote:He wasn't mortal. He never existed. :P


That's unknowable. Assuming he did, he was mortal.
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Postby Shantih » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:43 am

Well, the title's a bit null - the Bible itself says Jesus was mortal, that was pretty much the whole point of the coming.
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Postby kale » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:47 am

Mortal, and yet -- he came back from the dead! Way to go, Bible.
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Postby Shantih » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:56 am

Yep, mortal and divine. 2 in 1! Excellent for saving the souls of humanity, but not so good for your hair - best to use a seperate conditioner.
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Postby nattiep » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:58 am

kale wrote:Mortal, and yet -- he came back from the dead! Way to go, Bible.

so are most zombies.
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Postby JenR » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:16 am

i believe Jesus was God on Earth, but that's just my opinion.
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Postby nattiep » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:03 am

That it is.
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Postby greash » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:15 am

i dont have the capacity to believe that
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Postby plop » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:16 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

So, he is pierced in the side with a spear, and with out medical assistance, he survives?

What i have heard allways about cold is that it helps killing someone in shock, not the opposite. "reanimated by the cold of the tomb" I have read that before. If at least he could be suppoused to be healthly before... but not. some "few" hours of crucifixion -it is a very lethal procedure- and the side pierced almost to the heart, and the cold of the tomb reanimates him as a modern unit of assistance. You atheists are FABULOUS!!!!. You create millions of myths to attack what you don't beleive.

Nattiep, for most scholars now, Jesus was a real person. You can beleive what you want, but i guess they know better. (work in progress)

Other very funny thing from non beleivers -i was one, for the record- "The absolut truth doesn't exist". But they make absolute statements all the time, hehehe.
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Postby Dazza » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:12 pm

The problem with that is he's treating the gospel as fact, which they most certainly aren't. But as a hypothetical its a decent take I guess.
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Re: Jesus Christ

Postby Herzwerk R.o.D » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:53 pm

kale wrote:Was mortal.


That's fortunate, otherwise he would have had a hard time dying =/
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