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Postby greash » Mon May 05, 2008 5:03 am

PERFECTaNATomy wrote:How will Natalie Portman "jump the shark"? What will be her downfall? I can't really see her becoming a drug addict.. or gettting crazy plastic surgery.. IMO I think she could become mentally unstable.. I feel like I have seen signs.. such as her clothes at times.. haha


Probably just fade out..show up at a random charity gigs...i dont see her becoming mental
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Postby greash » Mon May 05, 2008 5:17 am

Do you consider Natalie a Jewish Princess in the Frank Zappa sense?

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GP3J2tMk5lw&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GP3J2tMk5lw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
Best vid i could find..wish there was a video or live performance
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Postby greash » Mon May 05, 2008 5:35 am

yeaaa dont think her dads rich anyway
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Postby nattiep » Mon May 05, 2008 5:36 am

I hope Natalie squeaks when she cums!
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Postby greash » Mon May 05, 2008 5:38 am

"and who squeaks when shes cuums..."
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Postby buttsie » Mon May 05, 2008 5:39 am

Mini Mouse

You did ask :roll:
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Postby Extreme Allah » Mon May 05, 2008 6:01 am

PERFECTaNATomy wrote:lol

Nice visual..

Why aren't there more pornographic cartoons?


Where are you lookin', home skillet? Anime is fucking everywhere. You could find cartoons of anything fucking anything.
euphoriac wrote:I have been strikingly attracted to natalie since I saw Leon.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Mon May 05, 2008 6:11 am

I don't like anime, so I'm the wrong person to ask, but there's a pretty devote following of these American-style 3-D images. I find it all a little creepy, particularly because it crosses paths with lolicon so often, but just Google it, find some forums, people will tell you where to find the best free shit.

Chegit is my porn torrent community of choice.
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Postby buttsie » Mon May 05, 2008 6:15 am

Its very comforting to know that you can enter a search with

disney cartoon" + porn = disneypornland.com

Still cant fathom the attraction to inanimate objects

Seems all to surreal
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Postby Extreme Allah » Mon May 05, 2008 6:22 am

I've jacked off to anime, just as an exercise in persistence. I don't really see what the big deal is, but I'm into some arbitrary shit myself, so whatever.
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Postby quick_wit » Mon May 05, 2008 6:55 am

Hentai is some exaggerated shit, well I guess that's how the guys want it.
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Postby buttsie » Mon May 05, 2008 7:31 am

PERFECTaNATomy wrote:That's the one.. sweet.. they are accepting new members finally, too.

I don't think I'd get off on cartoon porn.. but it would be cool to see old school stuff that looks flawless.. as if it was made at the time. Like the flintstones or GI Joe etc..


I've seen several montages of all the loonie tunes characters going at it which is pretty funny but sick at the same time

EA is right in that anything is targetted...Yoda & Queen Armidala isn't something you want to view trust me

I guess what ever floats your boat

Self delusion is a wonderful thing :lol:
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Postby vessel » Mon May 05, 2008 7:43 am

"What's the deeeeal with grape-nuts?"
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Postby Extreme Allah » Mon May 05, 2008 8:10 am

buttsie wrote:EA is right in that anything is targetted...Yoda & Queen Armidala isn't something you want to view trust me


In case Buttsie was wrong, I'll provide a link the the funniest thing on the first imagine result page for "Yoda & Queen Amidala" (you can probably guess that this is NSFW:

http://www.allscifi.com/aridor/pictures ... _naked.jpg

Also found on that page is the following interview:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl= ... %2BPortman)&h=310&w=330&sz=25&hl=en&start=14&um=1&tbnid=t4bJdCS3T1oUHM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=119&prev=/images%3Fq%3DYoda%2B%2526%2BQueen%2BAmidala%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3Dt8b%26sa%3DN
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Postby quick_wit » Mon May 05, 2008 10:29 am

would it make a huge difference if the world is flat? and why isn't it so?

and how stupid is it in one of the superman movies [the one with christopher reeves] where he actually reversed time by reversing the orbit of the earth?
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