The Wtf thread

[quick_wit]

So me and a friend had an argument because she wanted us to go inside the cinema together, even if she was late. I say hell no and went ahead. This happened twice. She gave me the cold shoulder during the movie and the rest of the afternoon. I asked her why we had to go inside at the same time, but couldn't give me an answer.

We haven't talked ever since.

That is some petty shit right there.

[quick_wit]

Ben Affleck will play Batman in Man of Steel Sequel

[Axwell]

So I clicked the picture...

http://www.natalieportman.com/?p=8496


...Damn you Dazza


EDIT: aww you changed it?

[quick_wit]

I just realized its been seven years since I signed up here. I've placed more commitment in this forum than anything else in my life, lol, except maybe for my undying love for food.

[Dazza]

Congratulations. Or commiserations. Hard to tell which is more accurate

[Extreme Allah]

The time that's passed since then is 28% of my total life so far.

Also, I was an incredibly huge piece of shit 28% ago. I know it was funny some of the time, but Jesus...sorry about that.

[quick_wit]

I'm currently hooked on this catchy Taylor Swift song and now practicing guitar again.

Did I made a mistake in buying an electric guitar before an acoustic as a beginner?

Oh well too late.

[Extreme Allah]

I'm currently hooked on this catchy Taylor Swift song and now practicing guitar again.

Did I made a mistake in buying an electric guitar before an acoustic as a beginner?

Oh well too late.

My philosophy on that is buy whatever gets you excited to play it. I've been more into acoustic lately, but prefer the electric.

[Carlito Brigante]

I've been busy like crazy lately. For a moment I forgot this place existed. But things are good. My vampire script was a finalist on a shitty online contest with absolutely no Hollywood entry leverage. It lost. Too many typos. I rewrote it. 4th draft. Got connected with the writer of Underworld Rise of the Lycans. Great guy. I finally want to sell this fucking thing.

Hey Dazza, still going with the South African girl. I got her to extend her visa, but misses it back home. Let's see where it goes.

I guess this is as wtf as I could make this.

[quick_wit]

So fucking hot in the Philippines. I'm half naked and still sweating like a pig.

On the other hand, I discovered the awesome shit that is roasted sesame dressing. I'm not into salads but this totally changed my mind. I'm going to be eating nothing for the next two weeks except lettuce and roasted sesame seeds.

Anybody remember that batman fan who was pissed at the costume with Nolan's Dark Knight? A batfleck picture came out and they ditched the armor costume for something closer to the comic books.

[Extreme Allah]

So fucking hot in the Philippines. I'm half naked and still sweating like a pig.

On the other hand, I discovered the awesome shit that is roasted sesame dressing. I'm not into salads but this totally changed my mind. I'm going to be eating nothing for the next two weeks except lettuce and roasted sesame.

Tell me about it. I spend half my summers with my shirt tied around my head as a sweat band, waiting for the sun to go down.

That dressing sounds dope. I'm a huge fan of veg in general, though, and am known to eat a salad dry. But if anyone is roasting seeds, I'm interested. Pumpkin bought that movement a lot of credibility.

[quick_wit]

TMI: Drinking grape juice is not such a good idea when its that time of the month. But I already bought it so whatever.

[Extreme Allah]

If anything, this isn't enough information for me.