The Pornography Thread (Not Safe for Work, Home or Prison)

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The Pornography Thread (Not Safe for Work, Home or Prison)

Postby Extreme Allah » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:40 am

Allah is a man with an untold love for ejaculation. I've been on a kick of datelessness, and thus am back to my old ways. People may not give a shit about my poker knowledge, but porn is a topic I feel many can get behind, and I love to give back. You can ask me anything about porn, and though I've been out of the game a minute, I'll answer as best as I can. I'll also be posting recommendations. Buzz in and let me know what you think, as I arouse you in the way only Allah can.

Let's start out with one I think you'll all appreciate: Sasha Grey

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Sasha is 20, 5'6", 105lbs., and relatively likable. I consider her the Elyse of porn. She keeps a blog and a video blog, does anal, DPs, girl-on-girl; pretty much everything you need. A true star.

A couple favorite features:

* Swallow My Squirt 5

* Boy Crazy.
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Postby Spoonbat » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:54 am

If this violates any rules - please just delete my posting mods/admin.

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Postby Extreme Allah » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:17 am

Spoonbat wrote:If this violates any rules - please just delete my posting mods/admin.


Way to cheapen my thread by linking filth.

This reminds me, some pornographic resources:

I myself am a Chegit man. Cheggit is a closed community for pornographic torrent sharing. If you have the patience to register and the dedication to keep up a decent ratio, it's well worth it. There are lame-sauce alturnative communities like Empornium, but all pale in comparison.

Then there's streaming porn. Streaming porn has come a long way in the last few years, with the co-option of the YouTube-style upload system, which works around copyright issues. Some good ones include:

If you're into stills, which I sometimes enjoy, there are a lot of options. If there's a particular girl you like, if you search the Freeones forum, chances are there's already a thread packed with links to galleries. The Freeones crew are nuts when it comes to finding shit like that. Most of them are extremely helpful, if you are looking for something.

If you're looking for random stills, I sometimes enjoy link hunting through galleries like those ones Spoon posted. It's horribly inefficient, and you'd better be on Linux or up-to-date with your protection, but there's something about following those epic, infinite porn trails -- never wanting to finally pick a girl to dump to, because the next girl could be hotter...up to something sicker...younger...maybe you went to high school with her...THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP...

Edit: Cheggit registration is open and at 99% capacity.
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Postby Carlotto » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:27 am

I don't think this thread is a good idea. We are on a public website, about a movie star. And I reckon a lot of the people coming here are less than 18 (or 21 in the USA, right?). I don't know any other website that is not a porn site that allow pornography to be talked about, and especially that allow links leading to porn sites to be posted.

Anyway, the decision is up to the admins...
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Postby nattiep » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:36 am

I know of one, aloth maybe a PW for the thread would be a good idea. The NSFW fag is a good indicator, and it's only links so far. If it says pron the people that don't wanna go in will keep away, and if some kid is dumb enough than there's still no biggie as no pics have been posted. Until some are then I see no problem.

Legal age for this kind of stuff in the states is 18 btw.
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Postby Dazza » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:35 am

Nice try. Thread locked.
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