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Postby buttsie » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:58 pm

The black and white minstrel show then?
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Postby plop » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:15 am

omgzrachel wrote:
Huc wrote:There is a dark part of me that is betting that those Prussian Blue girls, in their youth rebellion, would do it with black boyfriends. :lol:


I remain convinced they are going to end up doing biracial porn.


I know nothing of them, but my guess is that they are as "for real" as the T.a.t.o.o. were :lol:

PERFECaNATomy@ I guess it works this way: Natalie has claimed to love maths. Because of the Law of Contradiction, or Attraction of Opposed, most of her fans are maths lamed. :wink:
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Postby buttsie » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:17 am

Most of us would be labelled maths lame when compared to someone with 4.0 grade average(I have no idea what this score means except its the top)

There are plenty of simple shortcuts which make mental arithmetic easy as.a lot easier than when i was being drilled to do times tables etc
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Postby Extreme Allah » Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:46 am

This point is validated by the fact that Allah, who doesn't find NP particularly awesome, is fairly decent at math and wants desperately to bone about 90% of NP's female fanbase.
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Postby Huc » Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:22 am

omgzrachel wrote:
Huc wrote:There is a dark part of me that is betting that those Prussian Blue girls, in their youth rebellion, would do it with black boyfriends. :lol:


I remain convinced they are going to end up doing biracial porn.

bi? How about inter-racial? Celebrate diversity. They can taste different people from different continents.
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Postby maverick88 » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:11 pm

Here is a recipe for Pumpkin Muffins, it's too late to make for Halloween but still great for Thanksgiving.


Pumpkin Muffins

2 cups flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon baking soda

In a big bowl:

1/4 cup butter "cream" it.
1 cup sugar - mix into butter
2 eggs - add to butter and sugar
1 cup (#2) solid pack pumpkin - add
1/2 cup milk- carefully stir into pumpkin

Mix together until well combined. Gradually pour in dry ingredients. Mix until well blended.
Bake in greased muffin tins. Fill each "cup tin" half full. These will take less time to bake - about 25 minutes. Turn oven on to 350* F. Test with toothpick. Taste best when cool. Makes about 18 muffins.

I don't know what the European measurements would be so you might have to check the website that was posted on the first page of the thread.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:32 am

What a timely bump. Seriously, if you have a girlfriend, make her cook for you. It gives you this sick, primal sense of domination.
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Postby robot » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:03 pm

From a heart attack? From all the delicious treats you make?
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Postby Extreme Allah » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:18 pm

robot wrote:From a heart attack? From all the delicious treats you make?


I forgot how much Rachel + cooking turns me on. I would obviously leave the current girl for a Thanksgiving-style-turkey-an'-fixins meal from Rachel. I'd sustain a no-touch orgasm.
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Postby buttsie » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:07 pm

One tantric turkey made to order

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Postby Extreme Allah » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:05 am

omgzrachel wrote:Do you have a deathwish or something?!


First, quesadillas are 9 kinds of balla'. Second, you'd learn. Cooking is easy. I've been internet-recipeing lately, and anyone can do it. (My strange upbringing has giving me some strange kinks w/r/t domesticity.)
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Postby Extreme Allah » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:16 am

omgzrachel wrote:I have no aptitude for cooking. But I am bitchin' at baking.


That works for me. The image I see is you in heels and an apron, taking a pie out of the oven, anyway.
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Postby buttsie » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:35 am

What is cooking...mixing of ingredients & heating

Baking sounds an awful lot like cooking to me :P

I'm still waiting for my rock hard scones(doubles as a baseball)to rise
maybe a different type of flour :idea:

My favourite bacon cheese & potatoe baked

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,b ... ke,FF.html or

BACON - CHEESE, POTATO PATTIES

Boil and mash 2 large or 3 medium potatoes.
Add: 3 tbsp. butter 1/2 c. bacon, fried crispy & crumbled or 1/2 c. bacon bits 1/2 c. grated cheese 1 egg

Mix together thoroughly and shape into palm sized patties.

Heat fry pan (skillet) coated with small amount of shortening or cooking spray. Cook patties 3-4 minutes on each side or until golden brown and crispy fried.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:42 am

buttsie wrote:What is cooking...mixing of ingredients & heating

Baking sounds an awful lot like cooking to me :P


What is good poker? The ability to accurately quantify the likelihood of your opponents' actions and potential future actions, and to then use mathematics to find the line with the highest average rate of equity return.

What is good backgammon? The ability to accurately quantify the likelihood of your opponents' actions and potential future actions, and to then use mathematics to find the line with the highest average rate of equity return.

I suck at one and make it rain with the other.
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Postby maverick88 » Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:24 am

Here is the first recipe of twelve to countdown the days to Christmas, these drinks are family friendly, non-alcoholic but I'm sure you can add alcohol if you wish.

Holiday Hot Cocoa

1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon cocoa
1/2 cup sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt
6 cups milk
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
whipped cream or 6 regular marshmallows (optional)

Stir cocoa with sugar and salt in 3-quart saucepan. Stir in a small amount of milk to make a smooth paste. Add remainder of milk. Heat over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally, until tiny bubbles form around edge. Remove from heat. Add vanilla. Beat with hand beater until smooth and foamy. Pour into mugs and top each serving with some whipped cream or a marshmallow. Yield 6 cups.
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