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Postby kale » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:28 pm

The very fact that any of us uses this forum is dispositive evidence we will never fuck its theme, which is sort of its real theme.
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Postby Carlito Brigante » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:56 am

she's a virgin?!?!? :shock:
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Postby Extreme Allah » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:08 am

I would think most celebrities meet their lovers on their message boards. Everyone feels comfortable entering a relationship with that sort of wild implicit value deficit. It's like how competitive, handicapped dating shows like The Bachelor always lead to fulfilling relationships.
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Postby Carlito Brigante » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:17 am

it turns out that eharmony and match.com has about a 75% efficiency, if i remember correctly. i've always thought that the writing makes it more open and less ackward. i agree it shouldn't be any different for celebrities, but i shouldn't know.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:32 am

Oh yeah, I date all kinds of celebrities from their message boards. I know a few of you have already pieced this together, but my current girlfriend is actually Elle Fanning.
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Postby Carlito Brigante » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:38 am

what about lindsey lohan? she's on myspace. 8)
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Postby Extreme Allah » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:51 am

Rachel wrote:Are you trying to suggest that you've been fucking Natalie Portman and posting on this message board at the same time?


Well, I don't know that the word "fuck" is anatomically accurate. Most we just pissed on each other in unitards, and then her boyfriend would watch me cry and masturbate, while she took a shower. That's the only way I get hard.
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Postby Carlito Brigante » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:20 am

playboy magazines work. no hustler or penthouse for me, only playboy.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:50 am

I'm only droppin' truth bombs, baby.
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Postby Carlito Brigante » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:32 am

these days so many fish in the water, natalie portman can always be the girl next door. ans she deserves better. my two cents.
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