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Postby JenR » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:03 pm

Spoonbat wrote:I hope you haven't caught Swine Flu. :(

Wished I could have gone. I love Vegas. Interesting photo of the meteorite crater.

How much money did *you* lose? Any?


i lost 25cents.

put 5 nickles in a machine... nothing happened... woo what a rush, i understand the addiction... not.
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Postby buttsie » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:41 pm

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Spoonbat wrote:I hope you haven't caught Swine Flu. :(

Wished I could have gone. I love Vegas. Interesting photo of the meteorite crater.

How much money did *you* lose? Any?


i lost 25cents.

put 5 nickles in a machine... nothing happened... woo what a rush, i understand the addiction... not.


Knowing when to stop on those is always a sign of intelligence

Think i read somewhere that the 1-5cent poker machines were the casinos best returning machines because you can bet multiple amounts on mutiple lines...so your 1-5cent bet suddenly becomes a dollar.Given that a machine has to be 80% full before it pays out anything decent you might as well flush your money down the nearest sewer..makes me laugh when a mchine jackpots all the IDIOTS cant wait to play it because its become a LUCKY machine
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Postby Extreme Allah » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:10 am

buttsie wrote:Knowing when to stop on those is always a sign of intelligence


Is it? When is the right time to stop and why? And what's the right time to start?
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Postby buttsie » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:40 am

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buttsie wrote:Knowing when to stop on those is always a sign of intelligence


Is it? When is the right time to stop and why? And what's the right time to start?


Right time to start...age 3-5...those poker machine toys are very realistic
and sounds are rather enjoyable at that early age...make sure your using the parents money and the house loses everytime

Right time to stop...before your allowed in a Casino,Club or Pub



I think Jenr is pretty close to when to stop...not so much the monetary value but if its not doing anything for you..STOP


My car dealing Uncle used to have one next to the coke machine in the office.Used to win back some of the employees weekly wages...smart bastard he was...and he gave me the low down on their pitfalls...never went near them no matter how many times i went to a casino...apart from the one on a dutch ferry going to the UK which you couldnt lose on
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Postby JenR » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:25 am

i learned going to vegas that in Nevada u have to be 21 to enter a Strip Club.

im not sure if it's all of Texas, but in my area u can be 18 to go to one.


i was really bummed out when the man wouldnt let me in, bcuz i wanted to go in so bad, just to see what it was like. bcuz its Vegas, they actually perform junk, but just put it to ur face.


i took a picture of some girl dancing with her top off as if it were a iPod commercial on this very nice HD tv.

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that wall changes Hues.



oh. check out these porno card they give u on the streets in groups of 6.
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i told my boyfriend we should play Go Fish with them.
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Postby robot » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:44 pm

Guess Who would work as well if you have more than one set of 6 each.
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Postby buttsie » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:50 pm

Expect Jenr and the BF were crawling the kerb till they had a full pack :P

Strikes me as bizarre that you have to be 21 to get into such a club but only 18 to perform in one
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Postby JenR » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:21 am

i dont know why those people are allowed to give those out, bcuz all it causes are a shitload of cards to be all over the road, bcuz people just throw them on the ground.

u chouldnt see the road in one area bcuz all u saw were cards of naked girls.
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Postby buttsie » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:34 am

It generates business plus some lucky smuck gets to clean it up for which he/she is paid

I once watched hari krishnas in a mall giving away hardback books that would have been worth 40/50 dollars each to people who were simply taking them and putting them in the nearest bin to the point where these books started to cover the mall...bizzarest thing i've ever seen as the bin was no more than a few metres away from where they were giving them out
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Postby Extreme Allah » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:55 pm

buttsie wrote:I once watched hari krishnas in a mall giving away hardback books that would have been worth 40/50 dollars each to people who were simply taking them and putting them in the nearest bin to the point where these books started to cover the mall...bizzarest thing i've ever seen as the bin was no more than a few metres away from where they were giving them out


Oddly enough, Scientology makes most of their money by selling their many texts. The religion is mostly a book pitch at the lower levels. The more I learn about them, the less sophisticated I feel they are. If politics doesn't work out, I could run one hell of a cult.
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Postby Huc » Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:32 pm

buttsie wrote:Knowing when to stop on those is always a sign of intelligence

Think i read somewhere that the 1-5cent poker machines were the casinos best returning machines because you can bet multiple amounts on mutiple lines...so your 1-5cent bet suddenly becomes a dollar.Given that a machine has to be 80% full before it pays out anything decent you might as well flush your money down the nearest sewer..makes me laugh when a mchine jackpots all the IDIOTS cant wait to play it because its become a LUCKY machine

Yup. The odds are stacked against players in casino. That's why you don't play unless you are in for joy of randomness or joy of playing.
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Postby buttsie » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:52 am

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buttsie wrote:I once watched hari krishnas in a mall giving away hardback books that would have been worth 40/50 dollars each to people who were simply taking them and putting them in the nearest bin to the point where these books started to cover the mall...bizzarest thing i've ever seen as the bin was no more than a few metres away from where they were giving them out


Oddly enough, Scientology makes most of their money by selling their many texts. The religion is mostly a book pitch at the lower levels. The more I learn about them, the less sophisticated I feel they are. If politics doesn't work out, I could run one hell of a cult.


That was my experience when a mate and I thought we'd have some fun and agreed to undetake their test

I'd also label them hypocrites given their against psychology services but push their own counselling at rates that are comparable

They say if you want to piss a scientologist off you just need ask what level thetan they are and when will our alien masters be arriving

I have no doubt you could start a cult given how many morons there are out there searching for meaning in their lives

Maybe one in Utah and you could sire the entire congregation
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