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Discoveries: Of the 21st Century

Postby scottie » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:35 am

If I keep plates in my room after I've used them, it prevents my housemate from complaining that I never do the dishes,....

"Discoveries,..... Of the 21st Century."
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Re: Discoveries: Of the 21st Century

Postby Extreme Allah » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:39 pm

That's pretty genius in its level of sloth. I miss that lifestyle.

Here is a good one: if you drop the bowl into shag carpeting, the herbs can be recovered by inflating an unlubed condom with air and rubbing it on the carpet.
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Re: Discoveries: Of the 21st Century

Postby quick_wit » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:38 am

scottie wrote:If I keep plates in my room after I've used them, it prevents my housemate from complaining that I never do the dishes,....

"Discoveries,..... Of the 21st Century."


and that will most certainly attract cockroaches if kept around for long.

Those damn cockroaches are the sole reason I do dishes diligently. On my previous apartment, I discovered a dead cockroach under the sink, I like to think that it died of starvation.
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