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Postby nattiep » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:56 pm

plop wrote:
quick_wit wrote:OMG Paris Hilton Clones. I would gladly accept armageddon by then, provided i die in my sleep and its too fast to hurt.


I thought you were relating Paris Hilton to clone... :lol: Poor guy.


Oooohh, that's harsh.
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Postby plop » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:02 pm

nattiep wrote:
plop wrote:
quick_wit wrote:OMG Paris Hilton Clones. I would gladly accept armageddon by then, provided i die in my sleep and its too fast to hurt.


I thought you were relating Paris Hilton to clone... :lol: Poor guy.


Oooohh, that's harsh.


I confess i didn't read the "s" at the end of "Clones". Maybe it is ME who is thinking THAT bad of clone.

But i meant it. I wasn't joking. That was what i thought really.
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Postby greash » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:03 pm

nattiep wrote:
plop wrote:
quick_wit wrote:OMG Paris Hilton Clones. I would gladly accept armageddon by then, provided i die in my sleep and its too fast to hurt.


I thought you were relating Paris Hilton to clone... :lol: Poor guy.


Oooohh, that's harsh.

even clone doesnt deserve that kind of treatment lol
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Postby plop » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:18 am

greash wrote:
nattiep wrote:
plop wrote:
quick_wit wrote:OMG Paris Hilton Clones. I would gladly accept armageddon by then, provided i die in my sleep and its too fast to hurt.


I thought you were relating Paris Hilton to clone... :lol: Poor guy.


Oooohh, that's harsh.

even clone doesnt deserve that kind of treatment lol


Sorry. My bad :oops:
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Postby vessel » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:18 am

"Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go a little mad: whether from great personal success, or just an all-night drive, we are the sole survivors of a world no one else has ever seen."

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Postby Extreme Allah » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:30 am

Patton Oswalt once said that there's a certain poetry to be found in all pornography and descriptions thereof. Now, I've always delighted in the inadvertent poetry of everyday languge, but am coming to find more and more of it shares its roots in this origin. So, without further ado, here's a torrent description I found on Cheggit. I'll spare you the screenshots.

Roxy, yes THAT Roxy decided in between making regular porn it would be fun to take some videos of herself taking a dump. It's pretty hot, check i out. Also some other chicks poop too.
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Postby Carlotto » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:51 pm

Poetry with a girl squirting and screaming "YEAH FUCK ME" ? seems a little weird x)
Perhaps poetry in eroticism though



It's not really a quote, but an extract from the lyrics of a song; Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence by Dream Theater:
"She never wears make up, but no one would care if she did anyway"

I find it incredibly sad :(
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Postby Tjalan » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:14 am

I'm a Manchester United fan, but some of the best quotes in the world has come from an old Liverpool manager called Bill Shankly. I'm just copy+pasting all of this shit from Wikipedia, by the way.

"Someone said 'football is more important than life and death to you' and I said 'Listen, it's more important than that'."

When Liverpool player Tommy Smith once consulted Shankly to tell him he couldn't play next week, due to his injured knee, Shankly replied: "Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean Your knee, it's Liverpool's knee!"

For many years, legend had it that Shankly had taken his wife to a Rochdale game as a Wedding Anniversary treat. Eventually someone plucked up the courage to ask Bill if it were true. Naturally, the great man denied it venomously "Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present, it was her birthday. Would I have got married in the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves."


EDIT: Oh, and I could basically just post all the Rage Against the Machine lyrics here because they all kick ass.
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