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NP.com Forum Awards 2007! - Results on page 18

Postby Herzwerk R.o.D » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:47 pm

I've been doing that for years on another forum (wow, I really have no life), and even though this forum is still young, I thought it would be fun to give it a try...

It's the Natalieportman.com forum awards!

The principle is simple: you just have to fill the ballot and send it back, I'll compile the results and post them here.


VOTING:

* Don't vote for yourself.

* You don't have to fill in every category.

* Votes can be submitted any of these ways:
- PM me
- Email me your votes to the MSN address in my profile.
- Send a postcard to: Herzwerk R.o.D, Paris, France.

* Who/what you vote for will not be disclosed to anyone. So if you vote “Dazza sexiest member”, he won’t find out… (unless he includes a cameo of myself in the Mathilda comic).

* Don’t anyone complain about results or whatnot, it’s only a internet forum poll!

Voting will start on January, 1st, and end on the 16th.
Until the first, feel free to discuss the topic, add categories, comments, etc.


***THE BALLOT***


Favourite Member

Least Favourite Member

Member Who Should Be A Moderator

Member Who Should Never Be A Moderator

Hottest Male Member

Hottest Female Member

Member you would like to have sex with

Funniest member

Member you would most like to meet

Member You’d Most Like Banned

Member Who Makes the Most Intelligent Posts

Member Who Make the Least Intelligent Posts

Biggest Attention Whore

Best Topic Poster

Worst Topic Poster

Best Signature/Avatar

Best user name

Member Most Likely to End Up in Jail

Member Most Likely to Be Banned

Member Most Likely to Become Famous

Member You'd Like See Get Drunk

Favourite Forum Moment

Best Thread

Worst Thread

Any comment?
Last edited by Herzwerk R.o.D on Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:52 pm, edited 8 times in total.
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Postby Dazza » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:09 pm

I think Allah is going to sweep these awards. And rightly so.
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Postby Herzwerk R.o.D » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:12 pm

Yep, I already voted for him... (and Jenny, too)

I added 3 categories I forgot:

Member you would like to have sex with

Funniest member

Member you would most like to meet
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Postby Dazza » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:29 pm

Quite a bit of responsibility eh? Knowing exactly who wants to hump who.
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Postby Dazza » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:34 pm

Dunno if favourite moderator is all that worthwhile since there are only two visible moderators and there is generally very little in the way of moderating anyway.

Might also be nice to open up for category ideas from other posters.
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Postby Herzwerk R.o.D » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:44 pm

Dazza wrote:Dunno if favourite moderator is all that worthwhile since there are only two visible moderators and there is generally very little in the way of moderating anyway.

Might also be nice to open up for category ideas from other posters.


yeah, that's true.

I think it would be better if the voting started on January the 1st, so everybody can discuss it before then.
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Postby Dazza » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:47 pm

Yeah, a lot of people are away as well.
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Postby maverick88 » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:01 pm

Good idea Herzwerk R.o.D.
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Postby Jaina » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:18 pm

Oh yeah, I organise this at another forum I'm member of. They're quite fun actually! I'm in.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:14 pm

Hottest Female and Member with Whom I'd Most Like to Have Sex are tough. I'll probably give them to different people, just to cover more ground. I'm going to count Nat-ah-lee out, just because she doesn't post much, or at all, so really what I'm left with is Pumpkin and Jaina, I think, for those two spots.

Favorite member is a no-brainer for Jen.

I'm probably Attention Whore and Member Who Should Never Be A Moderator.

On the whole, Kazuya beats me in a rout for Member Who Makes the Most Intelligent Posts, if based on nothing but his Nes Cafe pwnage.

Speaking of Nessy, I think we have a clear winner for Worst Topic Poster, Least Favourite Member, Member I’d Most Like Banned and Member Most Likely to Be Banned.

I imagine I'll take down Jail, too.
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Postby Extreme Allah » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:16 pm

Also, I'd like to make a case for myself for a few categories for which I might be overlooked:

Extreme Allah wrote:
NESCAFE_DELIGHTS wrote:Thats entirely up to you "Extremeist", However if you want to call people who believe in religion as mystics....then I persume you are calling Jews and Christians and Muslims as Mystics....and what you apply to me applies to all those who keep the Faith....

So even you have not spared the charming lady this forum is dedicated to, Natalie Portman of whom by the way is Jewish from a Jewish background, and being born in Israel and who quite openly states her love for her faith and her country Israel...but according to you...she would also be classed as "stupid and indoctrinated", for having "FAITH"...

Oh..., I think you just pead your pants...

better luck next time extremist.....
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Buy a small four-pound sledgehammer and a four-foot length of rope. Tie the hammer to the rope. Oh, buy a bowling ball, too. Also, some string. Suspend he hammer from one end of the rope, and tie the other end to the ceiling. Wait, you need duct tape, too. Take some tape and lightly tape the hammer to the ceiling. Tie the string around the hammer, also. Put the bowling ball on the pedestal about four feet off the ground. Did I mention you'd need a pedestal? You will. Anyway, make sure the pedestal is positioned at the bottom of the arc the hammer will swing through if released from the ceiling. Now, take the chalk... Oh, you'll need chalk. Anyway, take the chalk, and mark an "X" on the ground in the direction of the hammer’s arc, about 11 inches away from the table. Take the string holding the hammer in your right hand. Sit on the "X". Now lie on your back keeping your body centered on the"X". Now pull the string.

The feeling you'll get from this is very similar to the feeling I get every time I see your name under "last post."

If NP is actually religious, then she is indeed a mystic, who believes illogical things. I assume she's not, based on the fact that she's supposed to be smart, but as an actress, I assume she'll never really affirm too strongly either way. This is all irrelevant, though, since I'm don't even especially like NP. Even if I did, I wouldn't allow fanship to bias my logic.

Nobody pees my pants unless I pay her to, and even then only when I'm drunk.


The strongest case I make here is Attention Whore.
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Postby Herzwerk R.o.D » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:59 pm

Extreme Allah wrote:
On the whole, Kazuya beats me in a rout for Member Who Makes the Most Intelligent Posts, if based on nothing but his Nes Cafe pwnage.


How? When? Where? :D
(I've been far from the forum for too long, if I missed that)
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Postby Extreme Allah » Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:05 am

Herzwerk R.o.D wrote:
Extreme Allah wrote:
On the whole, Kazuya beats me in a rout for Member Who Makes the Most Intelligent Posts, if based on nothing but his Nes Cafe pwnage.


How? When? Where? :D
(I've been far from the forum for too long, if I missed that)


How much time have you got?

Start here: http://natalieportman.com/forum/viewtop ... c&start=15
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Postby JenR » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:14 am

made this a sticky so people would see it.
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Postby buttsie » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:48 am

As i've only been online for 2 months I don't think I'm really in a position to pass judgement
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